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when I was a teenager, you could pull into a gas station and not only would a
smiling attendant, wearing a neatly pressed uniform, rush out of the station to
wash your car’s windshield and check its oil, you could also buy a dollar’s
worth of gas and, believe it or not, actually get several gallons for your
dollar. And those several gallons of gas were enough to enable you to go
cruising around the streets of Fairburn on Saturday night. Well, then again, Fairburn,
Georgia only had two traffic lights back then, with three streets intersecting
with Roosevelt, the main thoroughfare, so it didn’t take all that much gas to
cruise around the town. My point, though, is that gas was affordable.
The
good old days are over, though, and it’s extremely doubtful—more like totally
improbable—we’ll ever see affordable gas again. In fact, gas prices just seem
to keep escalating. Heck, would you believe it took over $50.00 to fill up the
tank on my Tundra this week, and it still had a quarter of a tank left?
Of course, I
know what you’re thinking: “Carol, you need something more gas efficient than a
truck with a V-8 engine.” Yeah, right, as if I want to go riding around the
highways of America in one those itty bitty cars you see some people riding
around in today. You know the kind I mean. They look like something a clown would
drive around in circles in a parade—tiny, boxy, beetle-looking things that
probably don’t weigh more than, oh, 500 pounds, if that. Now, come on, do you
really think I’m going to go riding around in what amounts to a sardine can and
attempt to play bumper cars with SUV’s, 4X4 pickups, and semis with tires as big
as a house?
And since I’m
not as dumb as my ex-husband thinks, I will continue to moan and groan as I
continue to pay exorbitant prices at the pump. After all, the only other option
I have, other than the option previously mentioned, is to park my Tundra and
either walk or bicycle to destinations. Not that I intend to do that either, since
pedestrians and bicyclists stand even less of a chance on America’s highways
and byways than one of those ridiculous looking toy cars.
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